I was really embarrassed when the cashier at the sex shop realized that I was getting a little horny just by looking at the costumes. When I paid her she winked at me and said "Have fun with your girl". Little did she know that I AM the girl.
Text: “man I know it sucks your girl left you and you’ve been horny. I’ve been drinking and this pic is our secret. I can help relieve your cock. What to come over?” What’s your move?