My gay neighbor (also a nudist ) will come over now to help me planting seeds in the garden 🪴… Problem: he is so hot and I am always hard 🥵…he also loves socks 🧦
“Whoa, hey, you alright dude? You were talking in your sleep… saying stuff like ‘please let me lick them sir’ or something… can I, uh, help you somehow?”
