Vacation: Mistress though I need a dose of humbling, so she left me in out hotel room to wait while she was getting a tan by the pool... Oh, and should I mention, she pulled the curtains on a big, easy visible balcony just to my right
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
