Your gf has been struggling with her grades lately. Luckily for her she's getting one of those grades raised. Unfortunately for you, you have to see her professor's huge piece of meat resting on her innocent face.
There was a big party happening in the neighborhood, a place where all the popular kids would be. Your little sister decided to be daring and try to talk to her crush. Since you got this message half an hour after she left, it probably didn't go as plan