You have been Invited to Allan Industries' largest launch event. Today we will be launching our revolutionary new product, the name of which has not been revealed to the public. (rp with u/FunRpGirl)
And remember Lexi Belle will be in attendance tonight so come down to the Gag & Swallow and see her in action. In conjunction with CuntTV™ and Janus Films™
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