"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."
When me and my husband get in a small shower together, the best way we like to fuck is on all fours with my face pressed up as hard as I can against the shower screen for full thrust force 🥵
