Let’s start fresh in 2021! I’m rinsing off the dumpster fire that is 2020. Come join me. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, thankful for your company during this quarantine.)
The one thing he should know is I can also wear the pants. With my fucking heals on, looking like a real strong woman. Any daddy would be proud to say I’m his.
It is really unfortunate that this bra insists on pushing its way out as soon as I get in the car. It makes stoplights really awkward. (F, 40, married, 2 kiddos, even my bra wants to escape quarantine.)
