🎅🏻is bringing something long and hard for all the naughty boys this year 🎁🍆💦 Where do you want you present to be deposited? What was the naughtiest thing you did this year?
If prostitution were legalized, I bet some tech people would develop an app to facilitate it and describe it as a PaaS/DaaS: pussy (or dick) as a service (M)