I was really embarrassed when the cashier at the sex shop realized that I was getting a little horny just by looking at the costumes. When I paid her she winked at me and said "Have fun with your girl". Little did she know that I AM the girl.
At the hotel bar, we don’t know each other. I walk up to you and say “do you like this pic?” “It’s me in my hotel room 210, and I’m going now to change, give me 15 mins” what would you do….