I was really embarrassed when the cashier at the sex shop realized that I was getting a little horny just by looking at the costumes. When I paid her she winked at me and said "Have fun with your girl". Little did she know that I AM the girl.
My gf went out of town and left me home alone, so I took this opportunity to search her closet for any secrets and I found this outfit and huge dildo hidden in a shoe box. Idk if I should be mad or impressed, it's 20x bigger than me and I'm kinda curio