My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
Anytime we have guests in the house my little sister is forced to sit on top of the kitchen island. Even if the guys are watching sports in another room, she is to stay up until all guest leave.
Olivia forgot to mention to her friend that in this household, a large object MUST be present in a females ass at all times. In addition, removal of an object MUST be approved by a male in the house.
