From Matt (her boss) Im glad I could take Jessica to Disneyland to thank her for all her hard work this year. This is what we did 3 times a day in the hotel… nudes
The chick who sat next to you during your 3 hour business lecture class didn’t care that you were in a relationship and had you fucking her whenever she could find the opportunity
I excused myself to the restroom when you left to carve the turkey. I wasn’t expecting your wife to follow me but she insisted we both have dessert before dinner. Thanks for inviting me for thxgiving;)
