To all the hypocrites watching porn and on reddit telling girls they deserve to be disowned, I'd say lick my ass but you'd probably get a creepy hard-on. Everyone else, happy [f]riday and I hope you all get laid as satisfyingly as my bf fucks me x
I take it as a sign of true friendship when work calls and you have to leave your wife in the hands of a couple of friends but they make sure you don't entirely miss out. (F)