Your childhood bully always knows how to humiliate you, and you've always been too much of a pussy to stop him. You even let him impregnate your first gf because you were too scared of him.
The house party was great, lots of people, everybody got really wasted. My wife too. At some point, I realized the last time I saw her was more then hour ago. i went upstairs to search for her. This is what I found.