What kind of a man dresses like a slut, stays locked for 9 months, and has a selection of plugs for the amusement of others? A submissive one, obviously.
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
