"Ah your awake. Don't worry, your safe in our church. What church you ask? Why the church of lewd. Now in honor of our lord and savior lewd 34, let us begin worship by getting rid of these pants~" (berkthejerk)
"Damn it guys, Tails time machine fucked up. We're back in thr past of ancient Egypt. Huh? Holy shit is that Vanilla? Must be her ancestor. Shes a bombshell too. Guess its in the blood and- HEY! You can't just whip you dick out and fuck her. You'll..