First she locked me for Loctober, next she said costumes were fun, then she lost the key, and then she dumped me for a real man. Now I'm embracing a new life.
Keys handed over to the wife tonight. Locktober starts now for me, genuinely quite nervous as she has never before seemed that interested in being a keyholder. We haven't agreed any rules or time frames for being locked up yet so very much playing it by
