The best thing about cheating on my husband with my 55-year-old neighbor is that he fucks me whenever he's not at home, the worst part is that he doesn't like condoms. I am afraid that one day I will get pregnant.
Wishing all aspiring cuckold / stag husbands the best of luck in having "the talk" going into the new year. The sooner you have it, the sooner you can take pictures like this of your wife!