The house party was great, lots of people, everybody got really wasted. My wife too. At some point, I realized the last time I saw her was more then hour ago. i went upstairs to search for her. This is what I found.
Mark always bullies you at work. While you were away, he called off for the day to pay your gf a visit. Needless to say he showed her what a real man is.
There was a big party happening in the neighborhood, a place where all the popular kids would be. Your little sister decided to be daring and try to talk to her crush. Since you got this message half an hour after she left, it probably didn't go as plan