Your gf has been struggling with her grades lately. Luckily for her she's getting one of those grades raised. Unfortunately for you, you have to see her professor's huge piece of meat resting on her innocent face.
You were going to bring your wife Subway while she was in the hospital. Once your bully found out she was there, he couldn't let this opportunity go to waste. Now your wife is being stuffed with his 12 in.