I travel with the basketball team to help keep the moral up. You'll normally catch me on the sidelines sucking the players sweaty cocks throughout the games.
My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
Found an AirBnB in the middle of the city for a great price. The only catch was 'no baggage allowed'. This meant my 3 week stay on the Island was spent nude, both in the Airbnb and sightseeing.