Shout out to the guy who came in to my shop recently. He was clearly out of his comfort zone. He had some serious reddit vibes going on. A delightful gentleman, extremely polite, but the gleam in his eye and the secret smile told me he knew exactly where
(40) I bragged that to my younger neighbors that they wouldn’t be able to handle a woman of my age. A mature, sensual, independent woman. They listened politely until I fell asleep, then they handled me
