Okay lets get serious. For each comment I will stay locked for 1 day and for each from a female I get 5 more days. Let's see what will happen..... If some woman would like to hold my keys she can keep me locked as long as she wants :)
My dumb property doesn't know how to obey rules or demands so please take this time to humiliate and give his princess (me) some punishment ideas. (We're in a LDR)