I found you in the locker room, upset that you were being bullied for having a foot fetish. I'm here to cheer you up and reassure that it's totally normal...I mean, I like feet, too!
Almost forgot to wish myself a happy CAKE DAY 🎂 thank you for having me, Reddit. You have made all of my freakiest foot dreams come true. I’ll be here as long as you’ll have me ❤️