In germany you dont say "you have really nice big perky breasts", they instead say "du hast ordentlich holz vor der hütte" wich means "you have a lot of wood in front of your house", well...tell me if you think ive got enough wood for you ;) Also,
This kitten is looking to get in trouble this weekend! Who has a glass of water that I can knock over? Who has a tree I can climb and get stuck in? Who has some toilet paper that needs shredding? I'm living on the edge, baby. :) #nekolife