Me: I came home early yesterday and caught my wife fucking some dude in my shower! Look at this pix… Best Friend: Dude what did you do? Me: Well I did the only thing I could do, right there, right then…
We hosted a pool party for the local college football team. My wife saw two of linemen she thought were hot and asked me how she could get them in bed. I jokingly said. Go bring those two beers naked. Her is what she did…
