“I wish I could eat a whole pig on a spit”, says the fat girl sitting stuffed by the fire. Yes the irony was lost on her, but I still support her dreams 🐖🤣 the girl loves pork!
I have a dentist appointment that might require me to not eat for a few hours, so of course I loaded up on 2 cans of Pepsi and a bag of popcorn (don’t worry, it’s smartfood popcorn with white cheddar, it’s very caloric)
