This is how I (while wearing a chastity cage) introduce my wife to a new bull I've just met on reddit and has just arrived in our hotel room: "this is my wife's pussy and ass, please have fun"
[37/M] [33/F] Whats the best way to tell me you know what Iβm getting you for Christmas? Take it out from underneath a nearby pillow and hand it to me while Iβm deep inside. So much for a stocking stuffer! #SantaFail