‘Mel Cheung aka hoesomehoe, the promiscuous biologist stripped off her scrubs, gently teasing the audience with her perky oriental peaches, swinging merrily from side to side.’ How a male writer would describe me
“How many Nintendo (f)ans does it take to change a lightbulb?…Who knows they’re all to busy playing with the Switch…†😳👀😅😂 if you didn’t laugh at this I’m really going to need to re-evaluate my social circle ðŸ’ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸ðŸ˜