*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
Jenny was like, so glad when the basketball team befriended her. She'd been nervous about making friends as a freshman, but her first day on campus they'd said sure could be the balls manager for the whole team!
