Too bad nice hotels aren’t like “Oh yes would you like our Wake and Bake service at 7-it includes our strain of the week and our delicious French toast” “Joint or bowl?” Mmm😜
"I met this one woman outside Athens before the Peloponnesian war back in 433BC with just one tit out,I smoked as joint with her on her magic couch and fuck me I got hard as shit" - Socrates