I'm sure it's a lot of fun catching wild pigs, but you know every single one of them needs to be properly screened before selling them, right? I swear I have the most thankless job here. nudes
I was let out of my cell for the first time in months today to be sent to SLUTcon. The Matriarchy wants to show off their new 'Prisoner Encasement Technology' I feel like I'm on my way to be given to Jabba the Hutt.
SLUTcon has begun. Depending on your interests please feel free to attend a diplomatic gathering, go shopping at the trade show, engage in some cultural exchanges or just hit the bars and see what happens.
