There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
My neighbour sent me this the other day. I responded: "well why don't you go down and join her?" The next morning I woke up to see my neighbour balls deep in my wife just outside my window
