Had plans to hang out with my friend after class today but he said he had to cancel because he had a hot date... a few hours later I see this picture of what looks like mom floating around Twitter...
Since mom has taken up the job of a waitress at the new restaurant, the sales have skyrocketed! But due to some weird policy dad and I aren't allowed in there. But I've asked all my friends about it and they all said they had their best time there!
I lost the game and when I came home my boss was still railing my wife in my bed. He ordered me to get out and sleep on the couch. I could hear them all night
