If you’re curious about how fat my face has become, shoot me a message and I’ll DM it to you! Please actually start a conversation rather than a simple “hey”
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
