I invited my friend my boat this weekend. He and my wife don't really get along. I was having a nap when I heard something on deck and I thought that they were having a fight but I was glad to see that I was wrong
I lost a bet and now my friend gets my wife as his fir the rest of the month. She just arrived at his and probably had not even unpacked before this happened
At the office I made a bet with a guy saying that I could out sell him. The bet was that if I won He paid for weeks vacation in Hawaii for me and my wife. And if I lost he got to fuck my wife. I lost. I knew that I would not be able to convince her so I