You called your wife to know where she was at and when she didn't answer you started to get worried.. Turns out she's busy trying not to lose her mind on his BBC
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
