Oh officer, I turned my back on you and put my hands on the wall as you asked. But is it right that you take off my leggings and try to get a closer look at me? π―
*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?