Went to the doctor as recommended by everyone in this post. Some people wanted an update so for anyone wondering, they are just cysts and harmless. Check your balls guys.
TL;DR - a formerly benign cyst went haywire when my immune system ramped up to fight covid. Had it lanced, then I was allergic to the antibacterial infused bandaids I bought to cover it. I'm in hell.
Had to deal with my home toenail surgery infection all day. Couldn’t wait to get my boot off. Yes it was wrapped and had antiseptic cream on it. Felt so good to squeeze.