You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
It’s funny how the face of a girl watching WBBD videos for the first time slowly changes with each image from stunned shock to open-mouthed mesmerized drooling.
Let NeonDemon cage you. Let her introduce you to her favorite toy, “Gargantua.” She still won’t let you see her uncensored but she promises it will change your life.