The President is giving the State of the AltBoobWorld Union speech right now. You will be pleased to know that the state of the union is "Well Supported". Everyone gets a half day holiday. Hoorah!
A luxury cruise around AltBoobWorld is a great way to see the land and sea of our wonderful world. Ask at your local tourism office! #VisitAltBoobWorld
Welcome, new subscribers, to AltBoobWorld! Its the Alt Universe where it's commonplace to wear clothing that shows the boobs. It's not sexual, it's not flashing - it's fashion! (See comments for a little bit more info). Welcome, all!
