Rules (fashion styles) of AltBoobWorld. See comments for brief list, but basically please don't be posing in underwear or lingerie, please don't be fully topless (must be clothing + boobs) and please don't clumsily roll up your top or pull it aside.
"No, they're not here. No not one. There should be seven. The.. small guys, you know. Haven't seen them since we left Stuttgart. They said they had work to do."
