[F4A] How about fully consensusal cuckqueaning orientation play? Taboo kinks, gentle lesbian conversion and the confession that even though they love each other, they definitely love their friend's dick more.
[F4M] You've been getting taunted and shit talked into fighting at the local convention for months now. You finally relented, agreeing to the fight, expecting some fat nerd or scrawny loser. And instead the shit talker the entire time was... a masochist