(F4A) Due to declining birthrates college graduates are paired up at their graduation ceremony. Your new parter happens be to the one girl who’s always seemed to dislike you
(F4A) "Wait, so because all the guys in your class were talking about their girlfriend's tits you want to see mine? I'm your fucking sister, oh my god! You're such a pathetic fucking loser...fine what's in it for me?"
[F4M] When your mom found out you had a girlfriend, she demanded to have a discussion with you. You expected “the talk”. But when you walked in, you found her like this… <3