The question on my mind is are you going to send today.... No it's not, it's whether I should put a bottle of wine in the fridge for later! I already know the answer to the first one
I can't even remember the last time I paid for My own shoes. Even My partner doesn't let Me pay for them. Obviously you shouldn't either. Let's go shoe shopping together, kobold.
While I’m being pampered at the spa, you’ll be checking your bank account to make sure you’ve covered the bill. Consider it your "privilege tax." Pay up and stay quiet.
Oh you have plans this weekend? Cancel them, now. You’re going to stay in and have sendsex with Princess instead… You know you want to… remember how good it makes you feel
