The President is giving the State of the AltBoobWorld Union speech right now. You will be pleased to know that the state of the union is "Well Supported". Everyone gets a half day holiday. Hoorah!
Hannah Monroe is with you from 10am - 12pm, getting your opinions on the topics of the day. Today : Why is Main Street still closed after 9 weeks, and who's behind the mysterious pile of shoes that appeared last week? Every weekday, only on AltBoobWor
Rules (fashion styles) of AltBoobWorld. See comments for brief list, but basically please don't be posing in underwear or lingerie, please don't be fully topless (must be clothing + boobs) and please don't clumsily roll up your top or pull it aside.
