You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
This is what Neon Demon wants. This is what she’s used to now. It’s longer and thicker than her forearm. If you don’t measure up, don’t waste her time. Just goon to that veiny black rubber like we always knew you were going to.