Relax, it's not the pixels protecting you… It's just that, even without seeing clearly, you know you're not going to make it. Blurry or not, your inferiority is perfectly understandable.
As far as Abella Danger is concerned, if it isn’t big and black it isn’t a real dick. As far as you’re concerned, if it isn’t BBC and pixels it isn’t real porn.
You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
