The President is giving the State of the AltBoobWorld Union speech right now. You will be pleased to know that the state of the union is "Well Supported". Everyone gets a half day holiday. Hoorah!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady has removed her shoes to take part in the latest activity - grounding yourself on a bridge. It elevates the sense of wellness, apparently.
Rules (fashion styles) of AltBoobWorld. See comments for brief list, but basically please don't be posing in underwear or lingerie, please don't be fully topless (must be clothing + boobs) and please don't clumsily roll up your top or pull it aside.
