A luxury cruise around AltBoobWorld is a great way to see the land and sea of our wonderful world. Ask at your local tourism office! #VisitAltBoobWorld
Welcome, new subscribers, to AltBoobWorld! Its the Alt Universe where it's commonplace to wear clothing that shows the boobs. It's not sexual, it's not flashing - it's fashion! (See comments for a little bit more info). Welcome, all!
"No, they're not here. No not one. There should be seven. The.. small guys, you know. Haven't seen them since we left Stuttgart. They said they had work to do."