Look at you, everyone is out on a romantic dinner date, me included and you’re here begging to goon and send to my PERFECT solesif you impress them you might be able to call them your valentines
Let’s play a lil game: Guess how many times I had my drinks funded tonight? If you guess wrong you’re sending for whatever I want tonight (the best game ever btw you have to play)
You didn’t stumble into debt contract darling. You chose it.. Your contract isn’t about my money, it’s about inevitably. Your wallet already belongs to me. This is just the paper work that makes it official..
